at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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