I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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