Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Randomize