There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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