Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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