So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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