After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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