Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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