At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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