so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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