i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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