The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i think i just lost a toe
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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