I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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