Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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