how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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