Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
well you can't waste a boner
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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