why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Green mimosas i think yes
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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