she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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