dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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