At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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