Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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