dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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