omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize