i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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