is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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NoShamevember. You game?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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