woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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