happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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