I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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