At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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