At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i out mim tonsoeep
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