i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If I die, sorry about rent.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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