Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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