did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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