Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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