question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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