recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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