He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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