Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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