part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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