When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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