Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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