But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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