If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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