Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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