There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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