i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
When are your genitals available?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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