Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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