well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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