does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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