U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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